Patience is a virtue, as we all know. But sometimes it's hard to remain patient and calm, isn't it? You know, like when customers yell at you, co-workers destroy printers and computers, or your scientific experiment won't work for some reason. Even the most calm and zen individual will finally have had enough at some point and explode (let's hope only figuratively!). To prevent this from happening, the Patience T-Shirt should become part of standard apparel in most workplaces.

On the front is a velcro strap within a white frame, aptly titled "Patience" onto which you can put one of the three included coloured velcro strips. You can cut these red, orange and green strips down to individual sizes using a pair of scissors so you can customise your own patience levels.

From now on, everyone around you will know whether it's ok to bother you or whether you're about to eeerrruuuuupt!!!