If there's one thing the Empire from Star Wars is innocent of, it's false advertising. After all, the term "Empire" clearly shows that we are not talking about Space Switzerland, and the name "Death Star" is also a fairly accurate description. But come to think of it, one of our informants claims that the latter should have a change of name. Apparently, the Death Star can do something besides, you know, killing.

The Star Wars Death Star Kitchen Timer with Sound Effects will bring absolute precision into your kitchen. Gone are the days where you leave your cake in the oven for too long or forgot to execute Order 66. Just set the timer and the deafening sound of blasters will alert you once the time has come.
Now we finally know why the Dark Side has such good cookies ;).