The "Resident Evil" series from Capcom has been the epitome of survival horror for decades. In order to make it alive trough the games and save humanity, you have to defend yourself against really nasty monsters. Cerberus, a Doberman infected with the t-virus, is actually one of the more harmless creatures. However, you should not underestimate them, because even in their normal state these dogs can be nasty fighting machines.

The Resident Evil Cerberus Soft Toy looks like a typical zombie dog, but is a friendlier version of it. At least until nightmares try to disturb your sleep, or unwanted visitors enter your home. Then the cute Doberman actually becomes a bloodthirsty beast that will defend you to the death. It can happen that the poor animal loses another piece of skin. Fortunately, you can simply reattach it, so that the little Cerberus can at least show you his better side.

Bonus point: there is no self-destruct mechanism built into this in this soft toy. So you don't have to be afraid that he's going to blowing up your flat one day...